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Music Videos [Nov. 29th, 2005|05:25 pm]
[Current Mood |calmcalm]
[Current Music |Brian Eno - Driving Me Backwards]

Get your music video thang on here
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Oh the Myspace hilarity... [Oct. 20th, 2005|10:44 pm]
[Current Mood |coldcold]
[Current Music |Boards Of Canada - Hi Scores]

Never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....
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Well guess what mother fuckers [Oct. 14th, 2005|11:49 pm]
[Current Mood |amusedamused]
[Current Music |The Angels Of Light - Rose Of Los Angeles]

I sold my soul on eBay and got the money I need for that shirt. And by my soul I mean the most depressing anime series and movie ever on DVD and by eBay I mean So I bought the shirt! Another look at the design please!

Can't wait till it arrives!!!!!
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To add to that list [Oct. 11th, 2005|10:24 pm]
[Current Mood |pensiveprocrastinating]
[Current Music |Mogwai - My Father My King]

I really like girls who dye their hair, especially various shades of red
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Addendum [Oct. 6th, 2005|07:44 pm]
[Current Mood |anxiousrandom anxiety]
[Current Music |Philip Glass - Prophecies]

I also want a girl who will squeeze your shoulder affectionately after giving you a hug. That drives me wild.
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Get crackin' [Oct. 4th, 2005|11:46 pm]
[Current Mood |sademo]
[Current Music |Acoustic Ladyland - Remember]

Here's a wishlist. Sometimes it's useful that computers hang on to internet discussions.

I prefer a girl who's not too skinny (I'm not attracted to the stick figures I can draw on my math notes), just a little shorter than me so I don't feel intimidated, curly hair preferably dark or red, eyes that stand about because of her hair color, maybe glasses because those can add a fun little level of intimacy most people never think about, nice full lips, someone who is willing to give as much as I am, someone passionate yet reserved, someone intelligent enough to get my sense of humor, someone who won't use me or otherwise treat me like crap, someone who won't always make a huge fuss over make-up because they know I prefer girls without make-up on, someone who can put up with my moody nature and maybe even second-guess what mood is coming next, someone I can trust, someone who won't deny me sex from the get-go because I feel it's an important part of relationships (a couple can't quite bond, I feel, if they've never been in bed together), someone open-minded enough to try out music & book & movie suggestions I make (because I make a lot, to everyone I know), someone who wants to be my best friend because a truly successful relationship means the two partners are each other's best friends.
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I wanna devise a virus [Sep. 20th, 2005|11:41 pm]
[Current Mood |flirtyevil]
[Current Music |Black Star - Definition]

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Donate to me [Sep. 12th, 2005|11:26 pm]
[Current Mood |gratefulgrateful]
[Current Music |Manic Street Preachers - The Intense Humming Of Evil]

If you have PayPal, donate to me! I need this shirt! I'll give you my addy so you can donate, just ask for it in a comment.

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Lance Armstrong busted [Sep. 10th, 2005|11:01 pm]
[Current Mood |relaxedrelaxed]
[Current Music |KMD - Smokin' That Shit]

The Associated Press Friday, Sept 9, 2005; 11:00 PM PARIS, France --

Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years. Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crowe is quoted as saying "we use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong himself and found several other interesting items that they have never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.
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Don't look at me funny when I say goram [Aug. 26th, 2005|02:55 am]
[Current Mood |lonelylonely]
[Current Music |Air - Playground Love]

__Eaten a snail
_X_Eaten something that you did not know you were eating
__Pushed food in different places on the plate so it looked like you ate it
_X_Laughed so hard some sort of drink came out of your nose
_X_Pretended to be someone your not
_X_Worn completely miss-matching clothes to school (Well I'm not sure, I'm apparently metro so it may be genetically be impossible)
__Been Skydiving
__been bunjee jumping
_X_Kissed your secret crush (Looking to change that)
_X_Dreamt of your secret crush
_X_Kissed someone else's Boy/Girlfriend (Hell, more than that. Almost regret it too.)
__Thought you were Superman
__Pushed someone in the pool with all their clothes on
__Been pushed in the pool with all your clothes on
_X_Eaten a bug
__Worn your mom's clothes
_x_Worn your dad's clothes
__Used all your cell phone min. and still called a bunch of people
__Been in Love (That I'm not sure of)
__Crashed someone else's car (Haven't even crashed mine!)
_X_Been Dumped (Yer, it sucks. If things look like shit, do the dumping yourself.)
_X_Lied to your parents
_X_Lied to a friend (Never trying to hurt them though)
_X_Snuck out
_X_Skipped Classes
_X_Skipped school to do something for yourself (Sick days, DUH!)
__Been out of the US (No, and the worst part is I love to travel too)
_X_Taken way to many pills then your were supposed to (Well, taken more Nyquil maybe)
_X_Been Skiing
_X_Been Snowboarding
_X_Flown a kite (I think they only one I've ever flown is still in my car)
_X_Built a sand castle (I used to rock at doing that. Maybe I should be a sand sculpter.)
_X_Gone puddle jumping
__Played dress up
_X_Cheated while playing a game
_X_Slept during school (Yeah and I'm glad I did, for more than just the extra minutes of sleep)
_X_Been lonely (Feeling it a bit right now)
_X_Used your parents credit Card
__Used a fake ID
_X_Had braces
__Been Married
__Had a child
__Thrown up on purpose
_X_Been obsessed with a movie star (Johnny Depp!)
__Seen a crime
__Cried yourself to sleep
__Made out with somebody uve never met before
__Broke a bone
_X_Talked to your pet (All the time. Sometimes I think they're the only ones who listen.)
__Cried because u hurt someone by saying "no" (I have trouble saying no...)
_X_If you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer
__If You've ever been to Water World
_X_Sang a song out loud and very off key (All the time)
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